I thought this was fake but, alas, it’s not…Men need their own special candles that smell like bacon (sorry, ladies, pork’s not for you), football (c’mon, uterus, you don’t even know what a down is!), riding mower (actually, it smells like grass not the mower, but that wouldn’t be manly if we called it “nature fresh” and not BLADE CUTTING MACHINE), stale popcorn (summer time is Jerry “action movie” Bruckheimer time, amirite?!), and man town. …wait, what? Is that manly?